Merry Christmas From Canada! ( a/k/a Santa, Elvis the Elf and Back Bacon Sandwiches!)

8:04 AM Posted by CalgaryDaddy



Eilerts Jul Everyone!

  It is a misconception that Canadians and Americans do not know that much about one another.  We share many similar cultural phenomenons including McDonald's, Celine Dion, Micheal Buble, the Internet and Nickelback. ( Uggg....you can have them though!)   Some people are shocked to learn that while we have a different day for Thanksgiving, our Christmas Holiday's mysteriously fall on the same day as our American friends.  While Canadians still practice most of the same Christmas traditions as the Americans, I thought I would share some of the Canadian Christmas nuances with our American friends!  Here are some of my thoughts:


  • Not many people know that Santa is actually a Canadian as he is from the North Pole.  Like most good Canadians, he always leaves the country for fame and recognition, only to come back for its Peace, Order and Good Government...not to mention the free health care! 



  • Many people in Canada believe that in addition to being a wonderful singer of Christmas songs, Elvis Presley was actually one of Santa's most trusted elves.  It is believed that Santa appointed Elvis as a famous singer so he could distribute gifts to the people that Santa missed.  Many people think Elvis was just being generous when he gave away cars and jewellery to total strangers, but he was really just completing Santa's delivery list. 



  • It is a Christmas tradition in Canada to dress up as Elvis ( as I have above) and sing Christmas Songs.  The sewing of Elvis Christmas costumes was once the third largest export from Canada after talented Alan Thicke, maple syrup and Cirque du Soleil!  In memory of Elvis the Santa Elf, we also like to make Fried Peanut Butter and Back Bacon Sandwiches on Christmas morning.  Yummy! 

  • No Canadian Christmas morning would be complete without the Elvis dance off.  Before you can open your presents, everyone must gather in a circle around the Christmas tree and break off your best Elvis moves!  The winner gets to be the first to open a present and is allowed to have extra sugar sauce on their deep fried turkey that night!  I have been practicing for months...so wish me luck!
 I want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas or as we say in Canada...Eilerts Jul! ( In the Canadian language, this means "Elvis Christmas")


Note:  If you have not already clicked the "back" button on your screen... As you are probably aware, I am completely joking about this!  We don't eat back bacon in Canada....

Shane



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8 comments:

  1. 3LittleMonkeys said...

    Very funny. I can only imgaine what Christmas morning is like in your house!

    Don't forget about the Junior Hockey on Boxing Day...UGHHHH!

  2. The (Un)Experienced Mom said...

    I was going to say.....I know we're different in the States, but not THAT different! Do you also say Happy Christmas instead of Merry Christmas like my British hubby? And have Boxing Day?

    Have a great Christmas!

    Tamara
    www.theunexperiencedmom.com

  3. thebearandroo said...

    I was quite disappointed to get to the end of this & find out the Elvis Christmas traditions were not true! :D

  4. Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

    Hilarious! I feel so close to canadians now!

  5. mommygeek said...

    Haha - LOL. Love the pic ;-) A very merry Christmas to you! (insert Elvis post here)

  6. Shandal said...

    I have an award for you! Come get it when you have a chance!

  7. Chris | Dads Advice said...

    Nothing says Christmas like Grandma dancing into the Christmas tree!

  8. Anonymous said...

    Encore! Encore Shane!
    I will have to show this to my mom, a big Elvis Fan! - Sherry

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